Public Announcement

Contrary to emails that may have been received by our readers from the Leader of the Council, we would just like to confirm that we are not dead. We considered it for a while, and we even dug our own grave and grew huge muscles as a result, but we have now decided that death is worse than... well... it's worth than death.

The good news is that our wives/husbands are not dead either. Nor are they even close to death. Were it the case though, we wouldn't kill them off by getting our work experience boy to post about it because we're not incompetent idiots.