Tuesday, April 01, 2008

A few small administrative changes to Greenwich Council

We've heard about plans to make Greenwich an independent nation in much the same way as Monaco, although without the glamorous casinos, so poor old AEG missed out again then.

This has been decided after the long and well publicised, public consultation which has now already finished.
Councillor Chris Roberts would cease to be Council Leader and would instead be elevated to the position of President for life under the new plans.

The name of Greenwich Borough would also see a slight change, now to be known as the People's Republic of Greenwichgrad.

President Chris Roberts will be referred to as his Glorious Leader, a gift to the People's Republic of Greenwichgrad.


Update:

Just in case you are nearly as gullible as Councillor Angela Cornforth was in thinking that she would be allowed back into the Cabinet today is April Fools Day, so whilst this post might be close to reality, its not in fact going to happen.

Or is it?


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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So! Whats new?

9:03 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this April Fool skirts dangerously close to the truth for my liking....

9:15 am  
Anonymous t said...

This isn't an april fool - many years back when I was a kid, my parents used to make their rates payment cheque out to the 'soviet borough of greenwich' - the council gladly accepted and cashed them in this name. It even showed up on their statements.

11:16 am  
Blogger sibonetic said...

I heard the ruling party is to change its name to Zanu LBG

11:53 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone remember teh song from teh Simpson's episode where Homer joins a cult and the leader runs off with al the money? had a great song in that episode/...'the leader is good, the leader is great..' sounds familiar

1:41 pm  

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